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By fjafja - 07/03/2009 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML

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By FMLFMLFMLFML - 29/05/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

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You deserved it 14 887

By anonymous - 01/02/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

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By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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Not feeling it

By thisisstupid_17 - 16/11/2016 14:47

Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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By sadgf - 29/03/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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You deserved it 6 037

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

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Hidden secret

By anonymous - 01/10/2016 09:00 - Australia - Tennyson

Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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You deserved it 2 147

Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 12 019

Mr Loverman

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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You deserved it 55 532

ButtFaceFace 1

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:39

Having sex with strangers is also a great way to get STDs.

rathalosrocker 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:16

dont call her a *****, a girl is a ***** for ******* a lot of guys but a man is cool and a playa for ******* lots of girls, which doesnt make sense, just leave her alone

Comments

dakalty4u 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:15

hahahaha... appreciate tht guy for not giving up stilll. if i were tht guy , i wud have lost the interest to go further..

abcnonamecba 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:59

what a ledgend! so did you turn the lights off?

generalcheif123 0

Monday 17 May 2010 5:06

rjdgdiebjeoe

TeeHee124 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 4:22

ydi 4 having a 1 night stand

Dr_Evil_Genius 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:21

Having sex with a person you don't know? You're a loser. You got what you deserved.

Fckmerunnin 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:30

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

kram02 2

Thursday 24 June 2010 9:24

#55: FTW!! xP

Phillyvinilli 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 0:52

You got it. I couldnt have said it better.

ButtFaceFace 1

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:39

Having sex with strangers is also a great way to get STDs.

iloveWH 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:43

I hope you have some sort of self-respect for yourself and decided to leave.

Delt88 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:54

youre a *****. you deserved it

rathalosrocker 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:16

dont call her a *****, a girl is a ***** for ******* a lot of guys but a man is cool and a playa for ******* lots of girls, which doesnt make sense, just leave her alone

happyhak 5

Monday 5 April 2010 23:30

#8, think of it this way. If a key can open a lot of locks, it is considered a masterkey. But, if a lock is opened by a lot of keys, it is considered a crappy lock. There, now STFU!

llScarlFacell 0

Friday 30 April 2010 5:53

happyhak, you are a smart, smart man.

Origami86 6

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:56

EPIC #51. ******* A !!!

otb113 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:45

#51.. thief.

inkstains 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:47

The OP is an individual and, presumably, an adult. What kind of a sexist neanderthal do you have to be to judge her for having sex? Other people's bodies: not your property, thanks.

greenman_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:50

shave your ass chewbacca

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Saturday 7 March 2009 19:53

Well I think having sex doggy style is very sexy but what would u do when the guy u where with turned around and showed his arse to u... Lol.. Its very natural but just not a really pretty sight..