Intimacy: Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex,...

By anonymous - 01/02/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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By fjafja - 07/03/2009 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML

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By cockfist - 04/03/2014 22:41 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By WWJD - 01/03/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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ohmy_god 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:54

I've had a boy tell me that he wanted to "fake" rape me. Never talked to him again...

extremekiwi 0

Monday 12 July 2010 12:25

thats why she said roleplay fucknut

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resawins 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:05

sick. that's one of the most awful things i've ever heard. i'm so sorry. grosssssss.

podrummer9209 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:51

Ugh. I've had the reverse, my nympho ex wanted me to fake-rape her. Apparently she's just a bit of a sub. I was creeped out for weeks.

DollFaceMafia 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 22:43

Wait What!?

No_Words24 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:11

report him!! he sounds crazy!!!

djtelekinesis 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:11

Now... he said what it WOULD be like. That implies he's never done it, and he's probably into the whole fantasy thing. But it may not have been the greatest idea to mention it the first time. And all you bitches who mention creepers, open your ******* minds up, if there's anything in there to begin with.

Kiriel 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:37

To the people saying those who have been raped don't fantasize about it, I was as a kid and fantasies involving it are some of my favorites.

Jackthestripper 0

Monday 13 April 2009 8:54

cheerleader1313 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:56

wowww, that guys messed up :l creeper!

mustlovemarvin 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:07

RUN

Pearson_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:05

While I support almost all types of sex, and think pretty much everything is hysterical, rape is NEVER alright. The fact that he has some fantasy of doing that is sick, dump his ass.