Intimacy: Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex,...

By anonymous - 01/02/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 11:54 - Australia

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

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By fjafja - 07/03/2009 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML

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By cockfist - 04/03/2014 22:41 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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By WWJD - 01/03/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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ohmy_god 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:54

I've had a boy tell me that he wanted to "fake" rape me. Never talked to him again...

extremekiwi 0

Monday 12 July 2010 12:25

thats why she said roleplay fucknut

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NerdyDinoLover 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 8:09

PEDO BEAR?

fakename23 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:15

Peter File William Funkerdoter

surescope 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 6:03

he sounds like a nice guy.

Jayisbeastlyy 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:15

Hide yo kids Hide yo Wife Cuz they raping every body!

danzz 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:05

ANTOINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deerescu 1

Sunday 26 December 2010 9:22

hahaha

jessuhkah 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:42

everyone is saying reminded.. when the op said "made him wonder".... lol Learn to read people :p

BloodyMary666 24

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:24

That´s psycho, I hope u ran as fast as u could!!! O.o

defferwa 9

Monday 5 September 2011 4:20

She kinda deserves it. Talking about this 'new' guy. As if we're objects. We are people too!

TheAPPLESLAVE 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 9:04

He said it makes him wonder, not remind

forgotmyabcs 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 18:04

Uhh.. 2 things- 1) GET THE **** AWAY FROM HIM!!!! 2) you "slept with a new guy for the first time." you make it sound like you sleep with everyone!

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