Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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dcg_957 0
Call: 1(800)-choke-dat-hoe
ImNotANapkin 0
She moves on fast..
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Comments (200)
DoubleCross 9
Waiting for some idiot to state the obvious and declare, "Dump that bitch!."
XtraEzeee 8
They're already getting divorced. C'mon now...
XtraEzeee 8
They're already getting divorced. C'mon now...
legitimmeee 0
Your freakin adorable(:
LadyGore 12
Get a lawyer, during a divorce you get can stuff out if her (money, house, belongs, exc) if she's in a relationship during the time of the divorce.
Pelreskovich 11
Sad part is since you're the man she'll still get at least half of everything despite her sly ways.
aFreedom127 9
Get a clue, he isn't new to her!
Timithius 0
WTF is still still in the house with you?!
Dcm210 19
hopefully you get to keep the house.
loserman67 35
So since you signed the papers that means the divorce is final, correct? Then why is she still in your house? Or are you living in her house? Hummmmm??? If it's your house, walk over, take the phone, slam it down and tell her to "Get The **** Out" Then go find yourself a nice nubile 19 to 20 year old and get your brains ****** out. Or better yet, arrange to have said nubile wench come over and blow you while the ex watches, with you telling her all the time, "This is how a REAL woman treats her man." If it's her house, you're basically ****** and you have to put up with everything until you find a place to live, nuff said...
LesCDeal 6
Incorrect. Signing the papers is merely an acknowledgment and acceptance of the divorce. It isn't final until the judge rules it so (which is usually a two-month process). That said, I do agree with you that they should NOT be living in the same house at this point!!! I don't agree with the revenge part, though. That's just not healthy, and at this point it would still be considered infidelity on his part. He shouldn't do anything to make it worse for himself, which this would
maunaimer 6
To all those people who give the "why don't you **** someone else" type of advise...you are horrible advise givers. That is an incredibly immature reaction that would cause more pain then make anything better. Just because somebody does something you don't like doesn't mean you have to lower yourself to their immature level and attempt to hurt them back
xxmel 6
At least you don't have to deal with her anymore. You deserve better.
iloveweed69 7
I'm sorry. You should just throw all her shit outside
hateevryone 14
why are yall still living together?