Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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dcg_957 0
Call: 1(800)-choke-dat-hoe
ImNotANapkin 0
She moves on fast..
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Comments (200)
handsclean_fml 1
Feels so sorry for you !you deserve much better than this awful witch
Conasaur 8
There's always the option to drop kick her in the ovaries?
angellic1 0
I'm sorry you have to go through that. I'm going through something similar. Was living common-law with my son's daddies the past 3.5 years, and we called each other husband & wife. I found out he has a new gf and has been telling her we're "just roommates"... We are now until we can figure out custody!
jlstough 10
i thought it was considered common law after 5-7 years? still sucks though.
jlstough 10
i thought it was considered common law after 5-7 years? still sucks though.
jkamme54 2
And boom goes the dynamite...
SeemsToFail 0
Maybe she divorced you so you wouldnt be as hurt if you figured out about the "other guy" and whoever said he deserves it please explain to me how he does
LesCDeal 6
105 - it wouldn't hurt any less, divorce or no divorce. Trust me.
RatedR916_fml 0
It was already planned, you got served!
pdxtrent 0
Why are you still sleeping together if you're divorced? Move out! Move on!
ImSoEffedUp 10
Hmmm.... Guess u know why she's divorcing u now huh.....
musicluvr2000 11
So? If she's your ex you shouldn't care.
Genoc123 5
She is a hoe and she will cheat again..good thing your out of her bull shit