Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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dcg_957 0
Call: 1(800)-choke-dat-hoe
ImNotANapkin 0
She moves on fast..
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eb0ny 15
Cut off her hair as she sleeps.
chelseasamazing 6
^ yeah, that's definitely good revenge. hair is important to girls.
NateSkye 3
And shave her eyebrows
KRS_13 0
And cut holes into her favorite outfits
DocBastard 38
That's when you have one last goodbye ****, and you **** her so hard you completely ruin her for all future men. Bitch.
Jakesterk96 8
Whoa, let's just calm the **** down.
THE_A_TEEN 27
Considering the wife has a BOYFRIEND while she is still married (signing the divorce papers doesn't mean the marriage is over), I think Doc is right on the money with this suggestion. Also, never calm an angry Trauma Surgeon...
KiddNYC1O 20
Lmao.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im not condoning what she did but you guys are getting divorced.
FaithDawson 8
So? They're in the midst of a divorce which makes them still married and her a cheater.
simplyunique907 4
youre divorced now, so why does it matter? youll find somebody better op!
CaptainPickles72 18
It takes awhile for divorce to be final, signing the papers in not the end of it.
Krirn 21
Emotional connections don't end just because you signed a document.
phatdaddy62 23
Who gets divorced and continues to live together? That's rather the point to divorce. Either kick her out or leave!
simplyunique907 4
i say kick her out. like a boss.
Anai08 17
I know some people on here will feel inclined to say OP might deserve it, considering we don't know what he did that might have facilitated the falling apart of his marriage. But I just can't prescribe to that kind of thinking. The fact of the matter is that OP's wife is obviously dating someone else while she's still married, and that is NOT okay. I feel like today, people have this screwed up notion that if things aren't okay in your marriage and not working out, it's perfectly understandable to go out and be with someone else, but it's totally not! I don't care if you're a fairy tale princess and the boyfriend is Prince Charming, if one of you is already married, start a new relationship after the divorce is final.
LesCDeal 6
EXACTLY. Just because he signed divorce papers doesn't mean it's final. It can take up to 60 days until the judge rules you legally divorced. Any relationships during this waiting period are technically considered adultery. The fact that she already has a boyfriend leads one to believe that they've been talking for some time, possibly long before the divorce was initiated. I don't know why the divorce happened or who was more at fault, but that doesn't justify the soon-to-be ex-wife's behavior. Think of it this way OP; if she's "moving on" this fast, she's probably on the rebound, and that usually doesn't end well. You know what they say -- "the grass is always greener". Well, she'll soon find out that she needs a little time to herself to rediscover who she is and to regroup, and when that happens, she'll likely be neck-deep in a relationship. Then she'll want out again, and it will likely be a really big pain for all involved. The best thing for you to do is to create as much distance from her as possible. If you can, keep everything she does a secret from yourself. If you have to delete her family members from your Facebook friends list, so be it.
gracehi 31
I disagree. Sometimes the marriage is over and the legal status is just a technicality. Not to mention that a divorce can take months or years. I started the divorce process with my husband when I met someone new, but he had slept around, spent my money on alcohol, and was physically abusive.
GeeTwo 11
Thank you for you support. It is hard as it is to deal with all of this.
LesCDeal 6
You certainly have the right to disagree, but it's the law that I'm talking about and technically he can make a big case if he finds out she is sleeping around this early on in the divorce proceedings. Clearly, we are talking about a mere couple of days (hours, even) in the case of this FML, which is why I find it unacceptable. Obviously, one must be understanding and use their best judgment should the divorce take more than a couple of months. One must move on eventually; and no, you should not wait to move on if the divorce takes the better part of a year. However, I stand by my case that she has no business having a boyfriend and basically waving it in front of his face the day he was served with the papers. I've been divorced also, and I know that it can get nasty, but you must be respectful of yourself, the process and your soon-to-be ex-spouse. "Moving on" this early on, while they are still living together (for whatever reason) is just not right. Obviously this FML is not like situations where the marriage remains legal after many months or years of separation (again, for whatever reason), and you end up needing to get a divorce so that you can get remarried. I am sorry that your husband was physically abusive. This, in my eyes, is one of the only justifiable reasons for divorce. For anyone wondering, I did not initiate my divorce, nor had either one of us been abused, abused each other, or cheated (to my knowledge).
gracehi 31
The law doesn't take adultery into account in no fault states. My husband's physical abuse can't even be held against him in FL. I just think that if the marriage is over there's no point in waiting for it to be "legal." Though I agree that the wife is wrong and cruel in this situation.
LesCDeal 6
141 - fair enough :-). And I'm sure we can both agree that after any serious relationship, it is almost always in your best interest to take some time to gather yourself. No matter who the fault lies with, you need time to heal, and you can't very well do that while trying to cultivate a new relationship. The trauma must be dealt with properly, or it will always haunt you.
LesCDeal 6
Who thumbed down? That's basic advice that everyone should take. So many relationships fail because people don't know what the heck it is they want and rush in to things blindly. Read a book on relationships or talk to a relationship counselor if you don't believe me. They will all say the same thing.
flockz 19
this is what you do: 1. *question every man in your state.* 2. find the new boyfriend. 3. treat him to dinner multiple times. 4. become his friend. 5. get him drunk until he passes out. 6. hire hookers and take pictures. 7. show ex- wife. 8. kill the bitch. *(this process may take 2-3 years.)*
simplyunique907 4
thats a very interesting idea
TheNewGuy03 28
Aww, no profit? What's a good revenge scheme without profit? |the kid|
flockz 19
sorry. *5. get him drunk until he passes out. *6. ???? *7. PROFIT!! wait that sounds bad.....
XanderJayNix 17
You forgot 9. ??? 10. Profit!
WitchyArmyWife00 0
Or he could hire an investigator to find out who the boyfriend is and cut those years down to maybe a few months considering you still have to befriend him.
thisiscat 14
Yeah, "new" boyfriend.
dani05 0
Bring girl home that's hot as hell. She will get the point
killala 0
Maybe you