Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
UsernameAnxiety 14
Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.
rg350dx 29
I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.
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Comments (107)
yzzami 17
If she keeps it up contact the police
tommyfox 19
At least she's playing good music!
Swift4Life 13
Finally!! Someone who's head is screwed on straight!! *high five*
Olympiakos10 15
And this is how the world will end
j_cat187 20
Cue intro of "Dark messenger" -Final Fantasy 9.
Jharrist89 12
Start blasting something that contradicts the song lol..
daizttgg 9
That's rough buddy.
aneurophobia 5
Sorry about the Taylor. That's the worst part.
Pascal666 7
Depending upon where you live you may have a right of rescission, but that only lasts a few days so act fast.
icepick23 12
Is she hot? If so, enjoy her...
Perdition25 12
As if, a hot girl who is crazy in love only happens in movies. Or Beyonce songs...
RedPillSucks 33
That'll just make OPs current GF crazy, then he'll have two problems. It's not all about sex.
DarthVader77 9
Give her a break! She is in love, so it is fine. :) If she is hot than I see absolutely no reasonwhy this is FML.
spaboolly 26
1. They just met; she is not in love in any reasonable sense of the word. 2. Even if she were in love, that does not make stalking and harassment "fine." 3. If "hotness" is all you need to let a seemingly quite disturbed stranger seduce you, that's your choice, but some people have standards and self-respect. 4. OP is already in a relationship. 5. No one deserves to be stuck in the position of being harassed and having their personal lives invaded by unwanted nuisances, no matter what form they come in. That's why it's an FML.
xkncas 8
You should have a "30 day" clause where you can break lease for any reason if you're unhappy legally. Break it and move out.
Jemm_fml 29
You poor soul.. no escape.