Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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UsernameAnxiety 14
Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.
rg350dx 29
I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.
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Comments (107)
Lilo4life 26
This is a perfect way to be inventive with the ways to avoid/reject her. Act like a witty ninja and feel flattered.
Ginja_HaZ 15
If it persist, call the cops...if that doesn't work, Slipknot and Disturbed always have your back. My friend had to deal with this same mess in an apartment complex.
UsagiArwen 23
This is why you should always attempt to get to know the neighbors before leasing a house. For example, there was a house available next door to us, and the potential buyers came to us and our neighbors to "inquire" about the house. They liked us, ergo they purchased the house.
pwnman 33
OP, to get her to stop loving you, follow my steps! 1. Blast up "Baby" by Justin Bieber. Or "Hot Problems" by Bailey Productions
larryb1986 9
That's scarier than a zombie apocalypse
worldclassrager 41
Taylor swift writes break up songs more like...so it seems like she doesn't want to date you...blast music back or invest in ear plugs...or you could call the cops for a disturbance...
Celina_Lune 20
Is this real life??
apocalyptica_fml 9
Start blasting metal, use its awesome abilities to drown out her whiny Taylor Swift, and maybe scare her a bit.
Lucky7Samson 10
"Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house...my next-door neighbor won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML"
auctiongirl 10
Funny, sounds like my crazy neighbor .