Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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UsernameAnxiety 14
Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.
rg350dx 29
I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.
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Comments (107)
BlackPhenom 9
Best two years of your life coming up! Hahaha
mattorama 15
Taylor Swift? YDI, because you should have known she was trouble when you walked in...
cubanfriday 5
99 problems but a .....
TallMist 32
But a Swift aint one. Oh wait.......
boshbish 14
That's why before you commit to moving, you ALWAYS try to check out the neighbours first. They can be a literal nightmare. If there's no get out clause I'd recommend documenting incidents, should they persist, and looking into a restraining order.
LadyNatasha 4
Ah, the 'joy' of bad influences on the young mind... FYL.
Llama_Face89 34
Honestly I feel like this FML could be the premise of a fairly decent horror film.
krapula 4
Who the hell signs a 2 year lease?
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Ikr, my 2-year lease on your mom's pussy ended like 9 months before you were born. There's a silver lining to everything.
ninjalovin 8
I feel for you OP hearing any one of those three would really scare me. That's why I don't listen to Taylor Swift , I don't have a girlfriend and nobody really loves me.
4Madden 19
I do't quite get it, everyone? What shitty music is OP supposed to blast in counteraction?
ninjalovin 8
Rebecca Black ?
aarikatexas 12
Taylor swifts music HAS been known to make a great torture device