Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
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supimnyancat 9
I pressed YDI after I read "Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest."
BountyBass 13
And so you should
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Comments (305)
sodaluva444 8
nice job. very nice job. you are a very brilliant genius.
Parisgirl34 12
wow
dsjohnson1086 1
That is f*cking great, I can't stop laughing, not sure if you deserved it, or if your life sucks...
georgeabc 1
The first sentence is already ydi you dumb ****. I hope you get stung by a 1000 bees.
SadFaery 4
At least OP has the decency to feel like a dick about it.
Tiwuz 19
I don't know why shooting a paintball gun at a bee's nest seemed like a good idea, the fun would only last for a couple seconds anyway. Poor neighbors.
JustFMLME 7
That's how you kill somebody with no trace! lol
DohIMissed 6
There was one guy who thought it would be fun to impersonate an undercover cop and pull over other cars, and only pulled over a real undercover cop, so he got into trouble. Up until now that was the most stupid FML I ever read. YDDI.
sethg98 2
It's more like an FML for your neighbors.
cl4ptp 18
**** YOUR life? **** THEIR lives more like! Why would you do that? You had to know the bees would be pissed off. You're an ass.