Health: Today, I shat out a staple. FML

By wtf - 09/06/2011 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML

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By TuteBananaCupcake - 29/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML

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By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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rockerbaby3192 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 18:45

why did you eat one

BShady96 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:31

this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-

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BrownieBoy90 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:31

This has to be one of my favourite fml's of all time!

lyndz_20 8

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:41

how did it get 2 your shit? *puzzled*

OCDC 9

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:13

Mouth-->esophagus-->stomach-->small intestine-->large intestine-->rectum-->shit Did that help at all?

iSurf_fml 8

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:43

I think I shat myself reading this.

wazzup182FML 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:44

you eat staples?

GigaB 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:47

you "shat"?! lol!!

DuckfaceSoccerpu 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:31

yes, past tense of shit.

Daff_fml 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:48

umm, how did u c it :-/

vindicatedkay 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:49

Absolutely no sympathy for ya. Wow.

Manishipa 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:51

I LOVE U

Homnomnom 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:51

lmao, shat out a staple?! I don't know what the he'll you're eating, but man, it needs to stop xD this is the shortest FML I've read so far too O.o

CateXOX 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:57

I know what he's eating: staples.

Manishipa 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:53

Tough shit.

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