Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
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GreyJedi 10
I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.
TheBitchSlayer 12
If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life
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Comments (122)
anthony99 14
He's a keeper
Saraishi 25
Minions are love.
shinikageWolf 15
He wants to give you his BA-NA-NA
nightfall8705 33
I hate those stupid little annoying Minions!
Saikon1357 25
Guess it's time to move on OP
dezzisaurusrex 14
I feel like this is something my boyfriend, who is also long distance, would do. Sorry OP. FYL
kandysnow 18
No no no, don't leave him. Marry him.
dentistsftw 6
OP, long distance relationships are tricky and require a lot of patience. Many guys out there (including my guy) get freaked out by long texts and are not capable of composing an appropriate reply expressing their feelings. Don't worry, a minion isn't a bad sign! In such situations where you expect some sort of reciprocation, a phonecall is the better option. :)
Project_Kr 9
I have yet to figure out why this is so bad.
kkmariechorrushi 5
my husband does that. sometimes guys aren't as good with words as others.