Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
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Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML
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GreyJedi 10
I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.
TheBitchSlayer 12
If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life
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Comments (122)
akkai 7
I also hate the minions. Can't believe they even got their own movie! I'm sorry op that that was the case.
justsayingbeach 15
How can anyone hate a cartoon so much? Jeez far too much anger people far too much anger...
justsayingbeach 15
Does long distance ever really work?
Naggie_May23 6
Mostly no, but some people can make it work.
Flyndaran 10
My life mate had to leave the state for work. She eventually had to come back a year later due to a series of horrible events. But breaking up was never once an option. We've been together now closing in on 17 years.
JLaniewski 14
He wants to show you his "Banana"
phinex60 13
BANANA!
TenebrionHZ 5
I am in a long-distance relationship, I am a guy and I can say that as long as its not the first time you send him a message like that he is perfectly fine. It's nothing but a funny reply and he should answer later properly. Don't worry about it and don't overthink too much... have some sense of humor, it never hurt anyone.
red795 10
When I send a long emotional message to my long-distance boyfriend the most I get is a smiley face. A minion would make my day.
DA3Z 16
He sounds awesome and that is adorable
SaniK 17
Minion is love minion is life.
worldclassrager 41
That means you are in control right? What was the minion doing that's the real question
janfleury 19
That is to funny.