Love: Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message... - FML

By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

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Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

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Top comments

GreyJedi 10

Friday 17 July 2015 16:10

I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.

TheBitchSlayer 12

Friday 17 July 2015 16:02

If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life

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DrummerWS 23

Friday 17 July 2015 21:16

Banana!

mads_fml 7

Friday 17 July 2015 21:48

Next time pour your heart out over Skype. Long ass messages can be awkward. [As someone in a LD myself]

valdania 18

Friday 17 July 2015 22:29

DUMP HIM IMMEDIATELY

Xobubblyxo 23

Friday 17 July 2015 22:34

Bottom... Hahahaha

RampagingBoner 12

Friday 17 July 2015 22:34

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!

mine___turtles10 13

Friday 17 July 2015 22:41

Minions are the cancer of society

Krwman 8

Friday 17 July 2015 22:48

Careful. Absence makes the heart go wander.... or something like that.

Krwman 8

Friday 17 July 2015 22:49

Careful. Absence makes the heart go wander.... or something like that.

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 17 July 2015 22:59

I don't know how to interpret that. Maybe he mixed up the messages (although I don't know why you would send a picture of a Minion to anyone)? Or maybe he's shy or didn't know how to word his response... although that is a weird way to express it.

ourtneyc 14

Friday 17 July 2015 23:06

when will the minions die (O_O)

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