By princeronron - 08/09/2015 02:02 - Switzerland - Prilly

Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
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NoBookNoGood 14
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"You feed me, I am your king." - every cat

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DMA0712 22

That's the second cat related FML this week. I think they must be planning something.

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albinoturk 9
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I love cats but I hate cats.

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daniel271 13

MAKE UP YOUR UP MIND GODDAMNIT!

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LittleBastard 20
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this could end up being a catastrophy

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RenoTheRhino 30

A god damn sheep that both loves and hates cats..

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NoBookNoGood 14
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"You feed me, I am your king." - every cat

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piiiiiou_fml 12
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"You feed me, you're my king" every dog

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JMichael 25

Both of these statements are ironically true.

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shesaywha 19
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#30 Yeah, if you don't know what irony is.

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scyth3s 13
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It means filled with iron, right? Neither cats nor dogs are made of iron, so I saw nothing irony there.

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wolfheartmoon 12
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Well, there IS iron in blood. That could count.

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sturschaedel 27
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Dogs have a master, cats keep personell.

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gherty 15
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Well would you eat anything from the floor? - the cat

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Mauskau 35
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My cat will jump down onto the floor to eat if you give him something at the table or on a chair. He also digs food out of the bins. He'll never complain, he's like a dog.

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KaidensCrow 18
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my cat will walk to wherever I am in the house and meow at me to pick him up and put him by his food... but he has no problem chasing down birds and rabbits to bring inside... lazy furball

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DMA0712 22

That's the second cat related FML this week. I think they must be planning something.

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gosh_mate 30
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Cat = 1 Human = 0

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I_Like_Dogs 28
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Actually, the human did trick the cat, so Human: 0,5 Cat: 1

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koganti 18

Cat : there........now it's mine.

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Chloe555_fml 27
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He's training you well.

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AlysoninAlaska 19
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Cats are such arrogant assholes. They're so funny though. They really do think they are the kings.

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djm2010 8
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Wow, you're nicer than I am. I would have just left the bowl just like it was. The cat would get over it.

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MsMedea 26
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You mustn't have a cat...

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mattiscg 22
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totally agree that licks its own butt how care if he eats off the floor

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Rkikkas9713 25
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I'm sorry but what were you trying to say?

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nakros 17
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I'd do the same

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91hayek 31

Pets are weird. Like, they're just animals that live with you. I get the whole need for hunting dogs and stuff in the past, but these days it's just "hi I live here now, deal with it."

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