Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
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Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML
Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I've been staying with my parents while I have time off from school. They got drunk and started an entire family fight because my dad made pizza and my mom is lactose intolerant. She insists my dad did it on purpose because, "he's an asshole and knows I can't eat cheese." FML
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Top comments
harrypotter955 19
Bitches be crazy.
mattlw 25
Thank god steak knives weren't involved. There may have been no survivors.
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harrypotter955 19
Bitches be crazy.
ohjoy15 33
Yeah, but watch... OP's grandmother's sister will be the first to cry at his/her grandmother's funeral. I've seen it. Sisters are so weird. No matter how much rubbish they throw at each other, they'll always love each other.
TheCanucklehead 22
#11's right. No better way to show love than smash each other with plates and pancakes
ohjoy15 33
@#14 I doubt they actually smashed plates on each other. What kind of maniac throws a plate at someone sitting two feet across from them at a table? That could knock someone out. I think one of them said something, then the other one got angry and flipped over the table. Which explains the pancakes everywhere/broken plates on the floor?
imagineapc 11
11 is not right. I haven't spoken to or seen my sister is almost 2 years, and I have zero intentions of ever speaking to or seeing her again. She is a horrible **** of a human being and I am better off having nothing to do with her.
ohjoy15 33
@#33 So sorry about that. Pretty much all sisters that I've met have bitter quarrels, then make up with each other in a matter of days. I guess I should have phrased it better and not have generalized. Hope everything turns out well for you.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
If something tragic happened to her you wouldn't even think to give a ****?
iMuffinKat 16
OP...how did you not hear it the argument escalate while you were in the bathroom and come running out to stop them?
mattlw 25
Thank god steak knives weren't involved. There may have been no survivors.
Ziggyboo 10
Hell, at that rate, even a dull butter knife would do.
LolCandy 27
Why would they do that to those poor and delicious pancakes?
AnOriginalName 19
It's not about the pancakes. It's about sending a message.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Pancakes make even the nicest person evil
MissCharlotte_fml 26
So what would a big argument be like??
mattlw 25
No survivors!
SystemofaBlink41 27
If there was no syrup, I totally understand them...
MrClean17 15
I'm no psychiatrist but I'd say there's some family problems there
Wizardo 33
I'm guessing her sister is a waffle lover...
backwoodsartdiva 14
I sense a food fight soon.
RedPillSucks 31
Damn. They're a little old to still have such intense sibling rivalry
SolarFlare 20
Well, a lifetime is a circle. Old people and young kids have many many similarities.