By simpleasjam - 19/09/2016 14:27 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, I screamed at a taxi driver to not run over a hedgehog. He got a fright and ended up pulling over. I hopped out and ran to the middle of the road to pick up the hedgehog and leave him on the grass by the path. As I got closer and went to pick up said hedgehog, I realised it was a pinecone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 191
You deserved it 6 752

Same thing different taste

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You're an idiot. I'm sorry, but easily could have caused a wreck.

Gotta play it off by picking it up anyway and gingerly setting it in the grass

Comments

404wan 19

While i cant for a moment imagine mistaking a pinecone for a hedgehog i do admire your caring. I once found a run over hedgehog in the middle of the street while riding my bike home one night, and while he was about the size of a fat cat and his spikes were so long and sharp that my arms were on fire even though i carried him wrapped up in my coat... seeing that innocent fat little body scurry off into the bushes and having a neighbour come out and say they used to see him sniffing around all the time and had been worried, was totally worth it.

I'd stop for a cat or a dog, but not a hedgehog. It's not because I hate hedgehogs, cats and dogs are more likely to be someone's pet. Someone could be relying on that pet to cope with their depression or they could love the pet as their child. They're more likely to be family members than any other species of animals.

KryssLB 14

I can't leave a YDI because it's at 6666 YDI's. The symmetry is too perfect to ruin.

KryssLB 14

I mean, "I agree, your life sucks" not "You deserve it". I'm going to bed now. Sheesh.