By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
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Why would you kill it with your bare hands?!

How does someone mistake a sharp pointed object with an 8 legged arachnid. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, although a hammer might have been nice.

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Why would you kill it with your bare hands?!

Why not? Makes it more satisfying lol

Well... At least you don't have spider guts all over your hand...

well isn't that smart.

Didn't you read his name he's Jesus for god sake.

"I RECKON IT'S ONE OF THEM STICK SHAPPED SPIDERS, MAH!"

I like spiders. They eat the bad things like mosquitos and flies. And most of them are harmless to people. OP, YDI for trying to kill a spider.

82- the spider would do the same thing OP tried to do of it had humans in it's house.

Lool, I read it wrong. I thought OP used their Head! And I was thinking, " Why not use your hands?!"

You don't?

She uses the force to kill spiders.

who else keeps getting the image in their minds?

Ouch!!!!!!!

LMAO. His username is jesus, and he had his hand impaled on a nail. crusifcation anyone?

That's what I said.

^^ I see what you did there. :D

Jesus, I bet that hurt.

A very sharp spider indeed.

stevenJB 25

A very sharp...witted spider, If you will.

Hahaha, we have to admit that it's happened to all of us before as well. :p

Cant say that I confused a sharp nail for a 6 legged spider

Uhm, spiders have 8 legs :/

Unless he's twice an amputee.

Can't say I've ever spiked a nail through my hand trying to swat a spider. I use a vacuum, a book or a spiffy little handheld bug zapper...

tweetbaby14 18

No some of the more twisted people rip legs off of spiders.... Could even have 3 legs. And I can't say that I've done the same...

Technically... Spiders have 6 legs and 2 arms. Their front 'legs' are used as arms.

I could bet you that didnt happen to you... I dont think many people on earth think a nail is a spider... /:s

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You really can't be dumb enough to put your phone number in your profile.

#61...oh but he can and is, lmao. can't imagine the phone calls or texts this guy has gotten from doing this. I bet it will be a FML soon. LMAO

Not to mention his email address is his name. Poor dumb kids.

tweetbaby14 18

And then your info was mysteriously given to a bunch of dirty old dudes in NAMBLA.

How does someone mistake a sharp pointed object with an 8 legged arachnid. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, although a hammer might have been nice.

Obviously, the nail is the sharper tool. Lol

Just you and Op.

No... It hasn't....

nice job, he's canadian

This was in Canada, brilliant one.