FML : Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jesus - / Tuesday 27 September 2011 02:03 / Canada

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By Miss_Kristen | 10

#3354229 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:27

Why would you kill it with your bare hands?!

By s0m3guy2010 | 21

#3354270 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:30

How does someone mistake a sharp pointed object with an 8 legged arachnid. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, although a hammer might have been nice.

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By Miss_Kristen | 10

#3354229 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:27

Why would you kill it with your bare hands?!

construction | 7

#3354952 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:39

Why not? Makes it more satisfying lol

LiyIa_fml | 8

#3355224 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 02:31

Well... At least you don't have spider guts all over your hand...

rexgar2000 | 10

#3355343 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 03:19

well isn't that smart.

TROLLFACEdotJPG | 5

#3355455 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 03:59

Didn't you read his name he's Jesus for god sake.

opendoorclosed | 8

#3355466 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 04:05

"I RECKON IT'S ONE OF THEM STICK SHAPPED SPIDERS, MAH!"

drawmesunshine | 17

#3355845 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 05:39

I like spiders. They eat the bad things like mosquitos and flies. And most of them are harmless to people. OP, YDI for trying to kill a spider.

ihavenosoul | 4

#3355927 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 06:04

82- the spider would do the same thing OP tried to do of it had humans in it's house.

NameTitleHere | 0

#3357226 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 11:51

Lool, I read it wrong. I thought OP used their Head! And I was thinking, " Why not use your hands?!"

fishing12345 | 2

#3357589 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 01:10

You don't?

ihavenosoul | 4

#3358118 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 03:26

She uses the force to kill spiders.

worldcupcheer17 | 0

#3358137 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 03:29

who else keeps getting the image in their minds?

nonye | 2

#3358611 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 05:27

Ouch!!!!!!!

Po1ntBlank | 0

#3361064 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 06:13

LMAO. His username is jesus, and he had his hand impaled on a nail. crusifcation anyone?

Ninjasaurus18 | 9

#4473579 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:13

That's what I said.

By banman12321 | 6

#3354233 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:28

Owned?

lerouxmaster | 7

#3354879 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:19

Nailed.

piehunter1 | 0

#3355161 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 02:04

^^ I see what you did there. :D

Bravo11 | 14

#3356527 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:47

Jesus, I bet that hurt.

By cBlackout | 13

#3354240 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:28

A very sharp spider indeed.

stevenJB | 22

#4111403 - Thursday 1 March 2012 10:10

A very sharp...witted spider, If you will.

By BeatlesObsessed | 12

#3354244 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:28

Hahaha, we have to admit that it's happened to all of us before as well. :p

construction | 7

#3354961 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:40

Cant say that I confused a sharp nail for a 6 legged spider

Caitlyn36 | 8

#3354977 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 12:45

Uhm, spiders have 8 legs :/

drawmesunshine | 17

#3355818 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 05:33

Unless he's twice an amputee.

SteelCladAngel | 0

#3356002 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 06:37

Can't say I've ever spiked a nail through my hand trying to swat a spider. I use a vacuum, a book or a spiffy little handheld bug zapper...

tweetbaby14 | 17

#3357106 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 10:49

No some of the more twisted people rip legs off of spiders.... Could even have 3 legs. And I can't say that I've done the same...

lajaynay | 15

#3358728 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 05:57

Technically... Spiders have 6 legs and 2 arms. Their front 'legs' are used as arms.

oops_im_fucked | 8

#3362734 - Thursday 29 September 2011 01:51

Smart ass...

victoria114 | 6

#4452541 - Friday 18 May 2012 08:44

I could bet you that didnt happen to you... I dont think many people on earth think a nail is a spider... /:s

By baseballplaya5 | 7

#3354253 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:29

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

slick5880 | 21

#3355144 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 01:52

You really can't be dumb enough to put your phone number in your profile.

tmmundy | 17

#3355179 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 02:11

#61...oh but he can and is, lmao. can't imagine the phone calls or texts this guy has gotten from doing this. I bet it will be a FML soon. LMAO

ReynshineCutting | 10

#3355734 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 05:14

Not to mention his email address is his name. Poor dumb kids.

tweetbaby14 | 17

#3358026 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 03:08

And then your info was mysteriously given to a bunch of dirty old dudes in NAMBLA.

By s0m3guy2010 | 21

#3354270 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 08:30

How does someone mistake a sharp pointed object with an 8 legged arachnid. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, although a hammer might have been nice.