Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
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Miss_Kristen
| 10
Why would you kill it with your bare hands?!
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
How does someone mistake a sharp pointed object with an 8 legged arachnid. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, although a hammer might have been nice.
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Miss_Kristen
| 10
Why would you kill it with your bare hands?!
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construction
| 7
Why not? Makes it more satisfying lol
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LiyIa_fml
| 8
Well... At least you don't have spider guts all over your hand...
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rexgar2000
| 10
well isn't that smart.
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TROLLFACEdotJPG
| 5
Didn't you read his name he's Jesus for god sake.
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opendoorclosed
| 8
"I RECKON IT'S ONE OF THEM STICK SHAPPED SPIDERS, MAH!"
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drawmesunshine
| 17
I like spiders. They eat the bad things like mosquitos and flies. And most of them are harmless to people.
OP, YDI for trying to kill a spider.
OP, YDI for trying to kill a spider.
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ihavenosoul
| 4
82- the spider would do the same thing OP tried to do of it had humans in it's house.
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NameTitleHere
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Lool, I read it wrong. I thought OP used their Head! And I was thinking, " Why not use your hands?!"
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fishing12345
| 2
You don't?
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ihavenosoul
| 4
She uses the force to kill spiders.
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worldcupcheer17
| 0
who else keeps getting the image in their minds?
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nonye
| 2
Ouch!!!!!!!
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Po1ntBlank
| 0
LMAO. His username is jesus, and he had his hand impaled on a nail. crusifcation anyone?
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Ninjasaurus18
| 9
That's what I said.
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banman12321
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Owned?
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lerouxmaster
| 7
Nailed.
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piehunter1
| 0
^^ I see what you did there. :D
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Bravo11
| 14
Jesus, I bet that hurt.
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cBlackout
| 13
A very sharp spider indeed.
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stevenJB
| 25
A very sharp...witted spider, If you will.
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BeatlesObsessed
| 12
Hahaha, we have to admit that it's happened to all of us before as well. :p
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construction
| 7
Cant say that I confused a sharp nail for a 6 legged spider
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Caitlyn36
| 8
Uhm, spiders have 8 legs :/
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drawmesunshine
| 17
Unless he's twice an amputee.
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SteelCladAngel
| 0
Can't say I've ever spiked a nail through my hand trying to swat a spider.
I use a vacuum, a book or a spiffy little handheld bug zapper...
I use a vacuum, a book or a spiffy little handheld bug zapper...
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tweetbaby14
| 17
No some of the more twisted people rip legs off of spiders.... Could even have 3 legs.
And I can't say that I've done the same...
And I can't say that I've done the same...
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lajaynay
| 15
Technically... Spiders have 6 legs and 2 arms. Their front 'legs' are used as arms.
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oops_im_fucked
| 8
Smart ass...
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victoria114
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I could bet you that didnt happen to you... I dont think many people on earth think a nail is a spider... /:s
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baseballplaya5
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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slick5880
| 22
You really can't be dumb enough to put your phone number in your profile.
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tmmundy
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#61...oh but he can and is, lmao. can't imagine the phone calls or texts this guy has gotten from doing this. I bet it will be a FML soon. LMAO
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ReynshineCutting
| 10
Not to mention his email address is his name. Poor dumb kids.
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tweetbaby14
| 17
And then your info was mysteriously given to a bunch of dirty old dudes in NAMBLA.
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s0m3guy2010
| 21
How does someone mistake a sharp pointed object with an 8 legged arachnid. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, although a hammer might have been nice.
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BloodyMontage
| 0
Obviously, the nail is the sharper tool. Lol
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jondivey
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Just you and Op.
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cBlackout
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No... It hasn't....
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themacuser
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nice job, he's canadian
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lajaynay
| 15
This was in Canada, brilliant one.