Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
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leandra12 0
That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.
bluedoll 1
That is why there are certain people in my life I refuse to be friends with on Facebook. But hey, finding out your parents like it in the A.M isn't as bad as it could be. They could be fans of "Sex on other people's bed" or something. How do you think you got here? Magic?
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Comments (191)
anjyu22 0
lol Newsflash!!!: your parents have sex.
mylifesucks_alot 0
That majorly sucks, but you kind of deserve it for being Facebook friends with your parents.
The_Frost 0
Ewww gross! My parents never had sex... lmao. Your parents are people too, who doesn't like to wake up to sex?
cookie1_fml 0
...this is why you don't add your parents on facebook. haha. FYL
teehee520 0
Haha. Hope they're doing it with each other and not with other people.
MechaMew2 0
FYL for simply having your parents as friends on FB.
deathproof_fml 0
Ewww that's disturbing to see.
yotia90 0
Michael and Collen Valenti. Im sure they are your parents. lol. looked up the group and they are the only couple. FYL
xohxbrittanyrae 0
That's one hell of an alarm clock
myexsucks 0
For all we know, OP's parents insist that (s)he add them on Facebook as a means to snoop or whatever. You'd be amazed at how controlling some parents can be. But FYL for two reasons 1) Your parents both have Facebooks and 2) You learned about your parents' sex life on Facebook. But seriously though....even parents have sex.