Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML
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Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out on Facebook that my mom and step-dad have an open marriage. To make matters worse, my step-dad shamed me for not being more sex positive. FML
Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
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leandra12 0
That's why you shouldn't be facebook friends with your parents.
bluedoll 1
That is why there are certain people in my life I refuse to be friends with on Facebook. But hey, finding out your parents like it in the A.M isn't as bad as it could be. They could be fans of "Sex on other people's bed" or something. How do you think you got here? Magic?
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Comments (191)
Ici_fml 0
YDI for being friends with your parents on facebook, and not able to deal with your parents as two married people who still have sex. Nothing wrong with them having facebooks or morning sex. Although, I agree with whoever said those fan pages are getting out of hand, because that is a bit of TMI. I honestly would be "wtf?" if ANYONE who I'm friends with on facebook would become a fan of morning sex.
Morgane324 0
So what ? Your parents have sex, what a shocker ! Where did you think you came from ?
jugzilla 0
this happened to me, too. i got v. nauseous.
sondramcfail 0
Ahahah. Hope you're not still living with them... ;p This is why parents shouldn't have facebooks.
effffmeeeelifeee 0
I actually read this FML last night. I sign into Facebook today. See the same thing to become a fan of Morning Sex. My dad did the EXACT same thing. FML.
omg_fml608 0
eeeeeeew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
donovanrammstein 3
There's another site chock full of those kind of horror stories. http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/
ErikaBaby 0
I guess this is the realest FML because they literally F's for your life (;
theoldGP 0
YDI actually who the **** is friends with their parents? block them and say you deleted your fb. there are so many things wrong with this. 1) they could find your party photos - yup the ones with the bong and everything 2) stalk your friends walls if they dont have their privacy settings on 3) shit like this 4) them posting embarrassing shit on your wall for all your friends to see and the list goes on. shit like this is bound to happen if you're friends with your parents on fb. YDI FOR SURE.
qaz264 0
is this Luke?