Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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Trix_Disorder 20
How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.
amirn86 0
That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories
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Comments (192)
JackTheRipper_fml 0
maybe your parents view you as the ugly red headed step child?
honkodeler 0
same kind of stuff happens to me, man. stepmom's are bitches
itsTiffany 0
That evil step mom..
AWESOM_E 0
I know how all people here say you ought to have your revenge and etc. etc. but the truth is you have to be very careful around a step-mother who is an obvious bitch and a suck-up dad, because she could probably get you anywhere she wants if you do something stupid, up to Juvenile Hall. Keep your teeth clenched and calm down, as long as there is some room there, it's not so bad, because it's easier to keep things clean and in order. Move out as soon as possible.
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Just out of curiosity, how big is the room (what are the dimensions, that is)? For all we know, OP's room could be pretty damn big to begin with. OP, don't bother posting a FML when daddy only buys you a Lexus for your birthday instead of that BMW convertible you've been asking for. You won't get any sympathy from me.
blackdude_fml 0
I know what you're thinking.. you wanna kill her don't you? Sounds like your step mom is Hot! thats the only reason your dad will treat you soo bad
timemaster666666 0
#32 you are a dumbass fine he's grateful for having a house but when a father favors ur step mom for a WALK IN CLOSET .. i mean if it were her room maybe we could say something.. but A CLOSET .. no a guy has go to argue so dont just come here and try to find a way to be mr. big guy who thinks he's right. ur a ****** ok. OP - YDI if u didnt talk to ur dad.. but if u did FYL. !!
peidit 0
this seems familiar...... you dont happen to be in the garage too do you?
effthis 0
bitch
falconsfan 0
It's about time to move out the nest bro. Your ability to put a sentence like that together that happens to be grammatically correct is rare for someone under the age of 16 and, if they're just starting to construct the house, you have so little of a time left in there that you need not worry.