Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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Trix_Disorder 20
How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.
amirn86 0
That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories
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bitca 0
I hope everyone bitching that he/she should be out of the house by now moved out of their own on their 18th birthday, if not before. And to those saying "ZoMG, you have a house! Be grateful." You guys have computers and waste your time commenting on FML. Has your life been such a struggle or are you currently under major stress financially? I highly doubt it. If so, maybe you should do something more productive with your time.
RunDDrun 0
Well where else are they going to store you mothers moo moos and sex toys.
MOL_fml 0
Yah your a needless accessory :P Family members are only there if they don't hate you. Reminds me of the time my class was discussing Hamlet, we were talking about "If a family member died, and you had a chance to talk to them again even if it might be a trap, would you do it?" I replied "It depends on the family member" ;) Aside from that, if it's true, well be glad your not living in your Step Mom's closet
powerfool_fml 0
Hey I wrote this. This actually took place a few years ago when I was a junior in high school. I did move out and go to college. Thanks for your comments. Even the mean ones.
Spider_fml 9
I was just reviewing and came across this entry, is this realy your stepmothers post? Today, I stumbled upon a post of my stepson - #849768 - wow what a huge number of ignorant people on this site! I happen to be a lawyer so I believe in all facts before passing judgment -truth no closet-I make 3 times as much as dad &have spent tons on this kid! Gratitude -wow! Then there might be some misrepresentation goin on... Your stepmother is building her and her husband a house, and you still have a room in it. Instead of complaining how much of her house is hers, tell us how small your room is. If you got less than 4 m2, you have a right to complain. And some women actually DO need that much space for clothes. Can't very well show up in court wearing the same suit every week now can she?
Mattyknows 0
Perhaps; sir; you should get a job; move out and buy your own house so as to have a satisfactory sized bedroom.
lillyass 0
#111 he/she will get busted with those pranks. What he should do is put some roast beef behind the plates on the electrical outlets in the parents bedroom and one or two other rooms (so its not too obvious). They will never know where the smell is coming from. And it will be bad.
dangalf 0
LOL @ #109 & #111. xP
ATH3NA_fml 0
I'm a girl, I don't need a frikken closet that big! Wow...you really need to talk to your father about this.
llama 1
Cinderella? Harry Potter? hmmm