By Anonymous - United States
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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  SqueakyBootz  |  0

You mother fucker. It's freedom of speech, dumbshit. Apparently the moderators are a bunch of mindless apes who discriminate against those who are first. Hey mods, look at #3's comment. Aren't you gonna delete it? After all, in my comment was the word "bitch", just as is in his. Fuck authority, I've got the 1st amendment.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

#82 is on his way to being banned for being a dumb shit. See, bitch? You can use naughty words but you can't claim first or any other number. If you managed to read the U.S. constitution, reading the FML rules shouldn't be so difficult.

By  knibbsy  |  4

Waah, quit crying. You're house probably needed a clean-up anyway, since a woman who bitches about cleaning certainly doesn't have her ducks in a row. You probably don't like cooking, fellatio, or ironing either. You disgust me.

  knibbsy  |  4

I'll make it up to you Anna. You surely won't be disappointed if I send you some frozen grape juice concentrate, so that will set things right again.

  knibbsy  |  4

Zebrasofa must have been so proud of me for not being sexist that she threw a party. This party used so much energy that it siphoned some from my phone, and caused it to malfunction and input punctuation that I didn't enter.