Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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Top comments
Trix_Disorder 20
How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.
amirn86 0
That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories
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sagittaurus 0
hahaha, 109. Well, gratefulness is all well and good, but really the point of this is that in this instance a closet seems to be a higher priority to the family than a human being. 104 - What if you're my age? It's illegal to work at my age. Self-subsistence is irrelevant - if you're not legally emancipated, a parent owes it to you to provide for you. And apparently to this parent, their child is less important than what must be a shit-ton of shoes and clothing. ...So yeah - eff your life, mate.
sagittaurus 0
That's odd... it said the top one was cancelled. Whatevs.
Anonymice_fml 0
All stepmothers suck. Hopefully she's not awful all the time.
Heatstreak 0
lol #15 u forgot hammers and powertools XD
Tsukasa_fml 0
What is it with stepmoms and being total jerks?
lifeislife_fml 0
48 and 56, great ideas! Hahaha.
CaptainBaconMan 0
Steal her cloths and burn them
fALLyl 0
Hey, ****** need their storage space.
FoundManyLemons 0
Your family has blueprints for a new house, and is rich enough even in this economy to afford huge walk-in closets. You're doing fine.
bryan314 0
nevermind the relative sizes, what is the ACTUAL size of the room? and what all is her "closet" used for? If her "closet" is actually a withdrawing/dressing/personal room, it's not out of line. If your room is, in absolute terms, of a "reasonable size" then what's the problem? I've lived in (rented) places where there was literally enough room for my bed, a desk and a chest of drawers. Size of room has nothing to do with "importance" and a lot to do with what is expected to happen in the room....maybe it's a hint that you should be out interacting with people more.