Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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Top comments
Trix_Disorder 20
How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.
amirn86 0
That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories
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damn_man 0
Is it just me or is #40 ridiculous? Buying your own house at the moment if you are still living with your parents is about as easy as lifting your ballsack over your head, pulling it down your back, then sticking it in your asshole and telling your friends how great your new perspective on life is (life through the ballsack) without touching it with your face. Also, if this guy is underage then he can expect to have a decent sized room. You know, one that can fit a bed and a chest of drawers.
0 3
"Today I got a new house FML!!"
HeroicDude 0
Your dad is a slave to the pussay!
takemeaway10 0
WHo would design a house like that? How big is your mom's room? Is that room supposed to be a closet, or is that how she chooses to use it?
swimbaby973 0
believe me.. i have seen that many times b4.. my father is a realtor.. in a house my father sold.. the closet for the master bedroom had its own bathroom, couch, and makeup area
IAmBridgette 0
She's the "evil step-mother" I presume?
darkrayner 0
would you really want to sleep in your parents bedroom? what with your girlfriends and her boyfriend/husband wouldnt it get rather noisy at night???
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Your house has a walk-in closet on its blueprints. **** your life indeed.
Shirschfield 0
MY ROOM IS BIGGER THAN MY AUNT AND ANCLE'S MASTER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
simplewhimsy 0
She'll be using her closet long after you've vacated that room. Practicality. (still though, I don't know why anyone would need a huge walk in closet)