Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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Trix_Disorder 20
How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.
amirn86 0
That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories
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FajitaFreak 3
Your father is pussy-whipped to a gold digger who'll leave him at the first chance she gets if he didn't get an ironclad prenup. I'd be more worried at how your dad handles that than the size of your new room. That said, it's pretty ****** up he seems to value his new gold digger's clothes more than you.
ilaughatfmls 0
so you be like "bitch puhleeez!" and cross out her walk-in closet shit and put "*your name*'s ROOM!!!" and then where your room is supposed to be and put "douchebag's closet of shit"
rodh 0
There's a message in there for you...their life doesn't include you in it
were_giraffe 2
Does it matter? "half the size" means nothing if her walk-in closet is say 3000 square feet.
dezzr 0
im pretty sure you looked at the blue print wrong. they can be confusing sometimes
Dianegoesboom 0
Wow lol, that's pretty disappointing :(. I agree with #37:).
wangotango 0
suck it up you little bitch, at least you got a roof to sleep under, don't get greedy
esseestpercipi 0
1. Be thankful that you are not living in the third world. 2. Your step-mom is going to be in that house for the rest of her life (given no divorce obviously) and you are not so deal with it till you get your own house.
Icalasari 0
#126: So, how did it turn out in the end? The room size, that is
omgbeckyyy 0
So then leave. It's obvious they want you gone.