Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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Trix_Disorder 20
How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.
amirn86 0
That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories
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Icalasari 0
I would like to point out something: They never said if the closet was big or not. It could very well be the biggest or second biggest room in the house for all we know
eoh42 0
You're lucky they are giving you a roof to sleep under. Quit complaining or get your own place. They don't owe you anything.
blland 0
whoa, someone genetically unrelated just gave you a free room! I'd hit that deal!
hockeygirrl18 0
he must want to get some from her
thatoneguy1812 0
Hey, give your step mom a break! She has a lot of shoes!
babydoll86_fml 0
Find some moths, capture them, release them into her closet when she's not home, move into closet once all the clothes are destroyed. But seriously, that sucks. Really shows who is a priority for your dad.
balanceMMX 0
have they started calling you Harry Potter, yet?
luvtigers22 2
thats messed up! does she even have that many clothes?
starshine3987 0
Sucks to be you Cinderella. Here's a few pranks you can try out: -Sprinkle itching powder on every piece of clothing in that damn closet. -Put a bag of bananas somewhere she wouldn't see it, up high on top of a shelf behind something she never moves is best. After a few weeks of growing smell and fly population she will make the gruesome discovery. -Put Nair in her body wash or better yet her shampoo. -Make the most of the situation. You have a wall connecting your room to her dressing room. Video voyeurism is only illegal if you get caught and highly profitable if you don't. -If all else fails, just torch the damn house on your way out of town. You can always be all mature and talk to your dad like everyone is saying but what would be the fun in that?
sagittaurus 0
Hahaha, 109. Eh. Gratefulness is all very well and good, but really, it's the fact that a closet is, much more of a priority to the family than a human being. 104. What if you're my age? It's illegal to work at my age. So shut up about self-subsistence, please; it's irrelevant. If you're not legally emancipated, a parent owes it to you to provide for you - and it's a snub to a person's self-worth to see that they're apparently less important than what must be a shit-ton of shoes and clothing.