Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, we started building our dream house. Next to my parents-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
Today, my mother is a hoarder and her stuff has taken over the whole house, my bedroom included. I've always felt trapped in my home, but when I can't use my closet or dresser because of her and have a messy room because of it, I feel like I can't breathe. In 3 years I'm moving out, I wish it would come faster. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
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Trix_Disorder 20
How sad. I think you need to have a sit-down conversation with your father. Hope you're going off to college soon.
amirn86 0
That is so hoed out Maybe your parents were joking when they told you which room is yours? And GODDAMN your step mom must have a lot of clothes/shoes/accessories
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luckyyyme 0
once you move in take bottled ketchup and chocolate syrup to her closet destroying all her beloved clothes, then kick her in the shins.
lapogo18 0
my room is were my moms bathroom was so i have a sink in my room so FML biatch
that_guy_ollie 0
whats wrong with that u can piss and was your hands at the same place :D
uh_oh 0
All the people who think that people need to move out of their parents' house at 18 confuse me... Just to be clear, I was living in a dorm at university when I was 17, but I know plenty of people who live at home while at college or university to save money. I realize this isn't the point (at all), but I see those "if you're over 18 you shouldn't live there anyway!" comments on here all the time, and they've been bugging me :) To the OP, ouch. Hahaha
keelytown 0
*step*-mom? ..Well there's your explanation.
BamBam_17 0
Well that sucks.
allstarplayer324 0
definatly move into the closet...although i agree with everyone else who said that if your going to move out soon then it isnt' that big of a deal unless its tiny and you can barely fit a bed into it. Although even if you are going to move out soon still talk to your dad-if your stepmom is going to fill that closet with stuff she buys with his money i would try to tell him not to let her take advantage of him or have him just change the blueprints
TRAX_fml 0
Everyone who is saying that at least he has a room is an idiot, the blue prints just show the families priorities.
ellebell 0
hey a woman has to have room for her shoes....sorry you have to suffer for it though
lizz1234 0
right now, complaining about the size of your room in your NEW HOUSE should be the least of your worries. obviously your dad still has his job, be thankful for that. open up your eyes.
icanhazlizard 0
Wow, that stinks. And for those of you who are telling him/her to "be grateful for having a house," how would you like it if your stepmom got pride of place in the house over you, your father's *child*? Have some sympathy. Also, as a college freshman who also has a difficult stepmom situation, let me tell you that even if the OP is close to college, s/he will have to deal with the stepmom--and live in the room on vacations--for at least a year or two afterwards. And that's a long time if the room really is smaller than a walk-in closet. Geez, guys. Don't be assholes.