Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
JoeLouisBomber 9
Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*
angrymexican 8
Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (196)
Enslaved 38
Mary-Kate or Ashley? I can't tell but I'm not banging them for three years.
perdix 31
They're not minors anymore. Are you waiting until they can rent cars or not be on their parents' insurance?
bizarre_ftw 22
Note: they're also not identical
LivingProdigy 0
Hit it
capnbzarr 43
Hit yourself.
bigdog57_fml 9
Twins...you date one you wanna date the other
kotabones 0
Punch her in the face breaking her nose! Problem solved
chaoscreator 0
Nice
mavericks 6
I have 2 friends that are twins, and there easy to tell apart
Ins_Knie 2
Yeah, one shaves her armpits and the other has a mustache... lol
bizarre_ftw 22
Sir, though I know it's frowned upon in this corner of the Internet, I must mention your picture, specifically the mental disturbance it gave me (not least, but certainly helped, by the fact that I actually have an uncle bill)
psuedodragon 23
My fiance has an identical twin and I've *always* been able to tell them apart. They have vastly different personalities and it shows in how each of them stands -not to mention how they dress/groom (or lack-thereof) themselves... So FYL because I know lots of people that can't tell my fiance and his brother apart, but YDI for not figuring out a way to distinguish your g/f and her sister after 3 years...
bizarre_ftw 22
Good for you? & make up your mind Capt. Obvious
oliviaalexandria 3
What makes you so sure it wasn't your girlfriend messing with you.. haha
bizarre_ftw 22
And the best part? She doesn't have a twin
coolstorybro6 6
Twins r sooo confusing
mariet_fml 23
Ask your girlfriend what to look for. I only know one pair of identical twins, they spent time finding every difference between them to help people identify them. Maybe she and her sister have done the same.
0BadWolf0 8
That's what my twin and I did.