Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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JoeLouisBomber 9
Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*
angrymexican 8
Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.
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Comments (196)
twofirstnames 12
Ha, at least she didn't pretend to be her sister/your girlfriend. That would cause some trouble...
saksxalmo 20
It's not like you can judge someone's personality before hearing them speak or seeing them do anything (which we can assume the OP didn't do because he hadn't even greeted her yet.) As for clothes, some twins share clothes or have similar styles. I know that I probably wouldn't notice if one of my friends started wearing new or slightly different clothes. It's not like identical twins dress in completely opposite styles, and if they do, it's most likely intentional...
brianjman14 23
How are you not able to figure out twins when you have known them both for three years?
twofirstnames 12
I hate it when twins dress exactly alike, major confusion :/
Isoldael 27
Even if they dressed identical, even identical twins have tiny telltale signs to tell them apart - just take the time to find one you can recognise relatively easily and then use that :)
PaulB123 11
Well this is great! If you get in a fight with your real girlfriend, just go spend time with her twin!
The_Graceful 5
Damn, my question is have you had sex with both ?! -_-
Soloman212 28
My question is would he know?
Damn_Hippster 11
3 years and you can't tell them apart? That's a little sad.
Ins_Knie 2
You've probably slept with her already when your girlfriend didn't feel like it. Can you not tell or is it an excuse to bang both? I have yet to meet identical twins where proper recognition is impossible...
speshlk37 13
Yeah, they're old enough to date, so if they're still walking around with the same style of clothes and exact same haircut, that's a real bitch. And shows a complete lack of individuality on their behalf.