Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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JoeLouisBomber 9
Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*
angrymexican 8
Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.
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thephilosopher 3
Im friends with 2 different sets of twins and I've known them since middle school and I still can't tell em apart sometimes so I know how awkward it can be lol
perdix 31
You need to get on her good side -- she's your back-up plan. Your girlfriend ***** up and, boom! you can replace her with an exact replica and start over again! Then, after a while the sister screws up and boom! you bring the contrite original girlfriend back in.
iknoright 0
I knew twins for a year from school and I could tell them apart, and I never saw them outside of school.
Dojan 16
It's not my first language either, yet my English is just fine. 14 just happens to be unwilling to learn. That's just the way he is. --- I don't understand why the sister got angry though. I was constantly mistaken for a girl when I grew up, yet I've never made a big deal out of it. Did you say something which could've upset her?
broomhallb 6
You should know by now? Surely one has a freckle that the other doesn't! Or I'm sure the walk differently, there would have to be heaps of differences, they're sisters not clones!
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Technically they could be considered clones, since, you know, their genetic code is the EXACT SAME. (Sure, some of the genes could happen to express slightly differently, but it's entirely possible that the ONLY physical difference between the two are their fingerprints.)
bizarre_ftw 22
So the op should just finger print them before engaging in any conversation or greeting
perdix 31
#105, the first time I read it fast and missed the word "print." I got woozy!
delilah09 6
Oh man! My mind went there too! Lol
ChaosAngel17 14
Not gonna lie. Me and my twin sister sometimes dress exactly the same just to mess with some people.
saksxalmo 20
I know a few pairs of identical twins and one group of triplets, and I could never understand why they would have the same hairstyles and wear each other's clothing, then bitch whenever someone mistook one for the other... I mean, for god's sake, it's not like we really think the same person, we're just not wizards... And it definitely doesn't help when you only know one twin well!
SecretMe00 5
Good point 84-- OP would only know one twin well.
chlorinegreen 27
I really wish you grammar nazi's would do my homework since you like English so well.
5t3ff1k4h 47
88 - Pay me and it's a done deal.