Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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JoeLouisBomber 9
Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*
angrymexican 8
Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.
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arvale8802 1
Do you like the twin too?
Eternal94 10
I hope u know the different between their bedroom.
iamthefire 3
it's been three years but since only one of them is his girlfriend he's not that likely to spend a lot of time with the other. it would make it hard to tell them apart if he only knows one of them unless they're pretty opposite in which case he'd be like, aw hell no, that aint my girlfriend. i think the weirdest part is how he knows they're twins but as soon as he sees one of them he forgets about that when, if i knew twins, i'm pretty sure that it's when i saw one of them that i'd remember there's two of them and i've got to be careful
kingedoftheworld 0
Which one do you have sex with?
hateevryone 15
see that is why you should never date a twin. especially an identical twin.
hawaiianfire 0
I love football on TV Shots of Gina Lee Hanging with my friends And TWINS! I love burritos at four a.m. Parties that never end Dogs that love cats And.......AND TWINS!
hawaiianfire 0
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raney150 0
56- if I am speaking in a foreign language, I would want someone to correct me. Well, if it was in a kind manner anyway. The way to learn is to have people tell you why you are doing right and doing wrong. Although, I can't believe he isn't a native speaker judging by how well his comments are written.
kyleu 0
Twinning
turtlemonkey 0
at least you have an excuse if you have sex with her sister