Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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JoeLouisBomber 9
Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*
angrymexican 8
Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.
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Comments (196)
knucklehead11 0
She should listen to President Scroob and chew her gum lol
ihatemy 5
Make the one that your dating
im_not_a_feline 5
wow sorry dude but your a HORRIBLE boyfriend even identical twins have little differences to tell them apart and after 3 years you should know them there are identical friends at my school and i can tell them apart and they arent even my friends
thatsuxslol 3
...maybe he hadn't seen his gf yet so he ddnt kno what she was wearing..
superstar429 7
identical twins have different features in there faces and 3 years wow thats sad
dinosuarRAWR 0
If she's your girlfriend how would you not know if shes at the store or not?...
5t3ff1k4h 47
Because not everyone's a clingy bastard who asks their SO's whereabouts constantly.
kelso_steve 0
Write 1 and 2 on their hands with sharpie xD
XxJessisonfirexX 8
your pretty cute .. js :3
JestPhulin 5
Take a look at which hand she is using to pick up items with. The vast majority of twins have one right-handed and one left-handed twin. Granted, it isn't true for all twins, but I think it is a significant percentage of the twin population. (Ugh, the only reliable reference I can find was published in the 1930s, when left-handedness was actively discouraged. But, even then, there was a significant larger percentage of twins being left-handed than the general population. Many sites about left-handedness claim this too, but list no references.)
MrsCunny 1
I agree. My best friend has two twin sisters. The have slightly different bodies and styles