Intimacy: Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's...

By lolomg - 08/09/2011 01:22 - New Zealand

Today, my dad met my fiancé's dad for the first time. My fiancé's dad is a cop. He had arrested my dad for indecent exposure in the past. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2020 20:00

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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By justmyluck25 - 23/07/2010 12:59 - United States

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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Thursday 8 September 2011 8:47

Does it run in the family?

ssbtoday 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:46

Seems pretty decent to me.

Comments

FML102938 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:46

First!

xlord 27

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:48

Congratulations on coming first in an FML post. Your life is finally complete.

Denikk 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:50

Let's thumb the **** UP the first guy's comment...

linstar 13

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:50

First, and yet you wasted your comment by writing something completely pointless.

ssbtoday 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:46

Seems pretty decent to me.

GlitteryMasakali 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:38

Perhaps after they keep meeting each other for some time and he is good to him. your fiancés dad may come to see him differently. He may come to realize that people change.

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 8 September 2011 9:46

It's kinda funny, but I know of cops who are actually kind of friends with some of the guys they arrest a lot, just because they see them a lot. I'm talking small crimes of course, public urination, public intoxication, ect.