Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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JoeLouisBomber 9
Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*
angrymexican 8
Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.
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Comments (196)
Calyx_fml 22
Oh dear god THREESOME!!'
danni218 1
I was wondering who was gonna say that first
capnbzarr 43
Really? Would you have a threesome with YOUR sibling? I mean, I love threesomes as much as the next guy, but don't you realize you're suggesting incest?
sissycullen 4
you should come up with a code phrase. then walk up to your girlfriend (or her sister, you never know... well at least YOU never know) and ask her the certain question or whatever... her twin will answer a specific answer and your girlfriend never has to know you mix them up.
flockz 20
don't you know her scent by now? i told you to always have a possession of your desired target so as not to confuse them with someone else's trail. sound like you need more training.
Shelta957 13
He's not a dog
bizarre_ftw 22
We don't know that
flockz 20
once again, a joke is lost on FML commenters.
indigoBloodshed 0
For the record, humans ARE able to identify others by their scent, especially after spending lots of time with them. Trust me, u would know.
grapisy 8
Get a twin brother genetically modified for you. And remember, it's not gay if it's a 3-way
braddah112233 1
Shouldve told her while you bang her sister you think about her! Haha
Clamcreepy 7
You should've told her that you were waving at somebody behind her and tell her to chill out.
DocBastard 40
What kind of woman gets mad at a guy for joyfully greeting her? Unless this greeting was coming up behind her and cupping her breasts...joyfully...
flockz 20
what are you talkin about doc? girls love that!! i'm usually greeted with a joyful high five to the face.
mama2b3 20
Or if "joyfully greeting"=surprise buttsecks :p
Haha_no_123 11
Maybe he said his girlfriends name and she got mad for some stupid reason?
GoW_Chick 15
" I love parties that never end, and, and TWINS, and I love you too!" Anybody else remember that commercial from the Superbowl some odd years ago?
omarzrgz 3
Your mom does
MrLoux 6
You just need to see the other one naked as well. Im sure there's some small difference you can find... ;-)
hanah5 6
Whom* I have known for three years...haha what a dumbass!
DocBastard 40
*whom I still cannot tell apart... Who's the dumbass here?