Birthday and Awkward: Carded B.

Carded B.

By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 12:00

Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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sarsuela 28

Friday 20 September 2019 14:41

Did the waitress know you or did she check your ID first? Who suggested the dinner or is it a regular thing? So many questions!

leximichelle 13

Friday 20 September 2019 21:56

If it’s OP ‘s 22nd birthday, he/she probably looks young enough to get carded. Hell, in my area, even the oldest of the old get carded for anything.

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sarsuela 28

Friday 20 September 2019 14:41

Did the waitress know you or did she check your ID first? Who suggested the dinner or is it a regular thing? So many questions!

leximichelle 13

Friday 20 September 2019 21:56

If it’s OP ‘s 22nd birthday, he/she probably looks young enough to get carded. Hell, in my area, even the oldest of the old get carded for anything.

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