By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. :D But seriously, that's disgusting.

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PenguinBitch 43

Well, once you grow up and can afford the luxury to buy toothpicks you can do whatever you want with them.

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bingbongbingbong 11

You have to work you way up on a kitchen

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LegolasPrincess 10

He followed the three R's, but that's still nasty.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Hey, you've got some extra snack bits for later!

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purebliss_fml 19

It's time to talk to your dad about what is sanitary and what is not...

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Lennox_B 8

Lol eww burn the box

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perdix 29

You might never have to buy toothpicks again!

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ifavela89 13

thats gross did you say something? did you throw the toothpicks out at least?

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jw90 18

He's saving the planet one toothpick at a time.

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