FML : Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick...

Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mutantprincess / Tuesday 12 January 2016 10:48 / Australia

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By TheLadyOpal | 30

#6508580 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:45

You're in Australia, you're excused.

By UncleCaitlyn | 21

#6508582 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:45

Can never be too safe. At least you didn't skip to burning your house down right away

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By jkp1291 | 25

#6508575 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:41

The cat definitely did it on purpose.

whysobeachy | 37

#6508606 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:04

Agree. Cats are evil.

fezhafeez | 12

#6508635 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:47

every villian is lemons. E.V.I.L.!

kittykat1501 | 31

#6515062 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 3:44

purrrpose*

By may14th | 26

#6508577 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:41

I also never deal with spiders on my own.

By TheLadyOpal | 30

#6508580 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:45

You're in Australia, you're excused.

By saifnaqvi11 | 21

#6508581 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:45

I probably would have had a heart attack, I hate spiders *shudders*

By UncleCaitlyn | 21

#6508582 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:45

Can never be too safe. At least you didn't skip to burning your house down right away

By cacheson | 39

#6508585 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:45

And thus the prank war begins!

BamaBorn | 10

#6508724 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 22:52

To get the cat back, OP needs to put Pop Rocks into the litter box!

andrmac | 25

#6508911 - Wednesday 13 January 2016 3:17

Or surprise cucumber!

By hipposteve | 21

#6508592 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:53

What a mischievous pussycat!!

By whysobeachy | 37

#6508599 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 18:58

Are bug sprays effective, though? I sprayed a [small] spider till I was choking on the gas a week back, but it was still alive and kicking. I guess it varies, depending on the spray and probably even the spider, but does it work well in general?

whatsausername7 | 16

#6508738 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 23:07

#13 you forgot the part where you spray with hairspray while simultaneously holding a lighter up to it

whysobeachy | 37

#6508801 - Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:16

#13 - I don't normally use hairspray, though, so that isn't an option.

sturschaedel | 27

#6508988 - Wednesday 13 January 2016 4:54

In my experience, the hairspray works better with spiders than regular bug spray. Bug spray poisons their nervous systems, rather slowly. Hairspray suffocates them, which is much faster.

VeganDarkLight | 31

#6510039 - Thursday 14 January 2016 9:18

How about not killing it and just taking it outside if it bothers you? I'm pretty scared of spiders myself, but that's no reason to be cruel to them. Nobody wants to suffocate, be poisoned or something disgusting like that.

By NYM88 | 26

#6508616 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:20

Get a stuffed dingo and scare the crap out of your cat!

By SexyQueen0905 | 24

#6508618 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 19:26

I was gonna comment that you should have noticed the spider was motionless, but I probably would have been freaked out to the point that I would glance over that too. I hate spiders!

corky1992 | 33

#6508691 - Tuesday 12 January 2016 21:16

I would have too lol. Those thing look real when caught off guard. I threw my daughter's away because she kept leaving it in random places and I thought it was real every time for a second lol