By mutantprincess - 12/01/2016 10:48 - Australia

Today, after waking up to find a large spider outside my bedroom door and screaming, waking up my mum to kill it, she then sprayed it and went to pick it up. She then informed me it was made of plastic. My cat had got into the Halloween decorations from the spare room and decided to play. FML
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TheLadyOpal 30
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You're in Australia, you're excused.

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UncleCaitlyn 21
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Can never be too safe. At least you didn't skip to burning your house down right away

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jkp1291 25
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The cat definitely did it on purpose.

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whysobeachy 37
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Agree. Cats are evil.

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fezhafeez 12
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every villian is lemons. E.V.I.L.!

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may14th 26
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I also never deal with spiders on my own.

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TheLadyOpal 30
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You're in Australia, you're excused.

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saifnaqvi11 21
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I probably would have had a heart attack, I hate spiders *shudders*

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UncleCaitlyn 21
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Can never be too safe. At least you didn't skip to burning your house down right away

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cacheson 41
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And thus the prank war begins!

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BamaBorn 10
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To get the cat back, OP needs to put Pop Rocks into the litter box!

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andrmac 25
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Or surprise cucumber!

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hipposteve 21
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What a mischievous pussycat!!

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whysobeachy 37
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Are bug sprays effective, though? I sprayed a [small] spider till I was choking on the gas a week back, but it was still alive and kicking. I guess it varies, depending on the spray and probably even the spider, but does it work well in general?

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whatsausername7 16
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#13 you forgot the part where you spray with hairspray while simultaneously holding a lighter up to it

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whysobeachy 37
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#13 - I don't normally use hairspray, though, so that isn't an option.

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sturschaedel 27
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In my experience, the hairspray works better with spiders than regular bug spray. Bug spray poisons their nervous systems, rather slowly. Hairspray suffocates them, which is much faster.

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VeganDarkLight 31
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How about not killing it and just taking it outside if it bothers you? I'm pretty scared of spiders myself, but that's no reason to be cruel to them. Nobody wants to suffocate, be poisoned or something disgusting like that.

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T1A2Z3 34
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Someone mentioned the OP was in Australia. If it was a different country sure you wouldn't want to hurt the spider but everything is poisonous there so you wouldn't want to touch a spider.

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NYM88 26
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Get a stuffed dingo and scare the crap out of your cat!

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SexyQueen0905 24
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I was gonna comment that you should have noticed the spider was motionless, but I probably would have been freaked out to the point that I would glance over that too. I hate spiders!

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corky1992 33
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I would have too lol. Those thing look real when caught off guard. I threw my daughter's away because she kept leaving it in random places and I thought it was real every time for a second lol

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