FML : Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately...

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Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Brian - / Monday 26 October 2009 04:25 / United States

Intimacy

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By DynamicDave | 11

#639514 - Monday 26 October 2009 12:33

Lmao WTF is an "extremely forceful erection"? Did you JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS? lol

By couny343 | 1

#639499 - Monday 26 October 2009 12:13

Turned on by a burger?

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By Intoxicunt | 5

#639474 - Monday 26 October 2009 11:49

I think this was really submitted by the one and only Didier in disguise.

ffmmllyaya | 0

#887680 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 05:33

biologically possible and normal, so the kiddies should stop telling him to get a girl because some guy had a hard on cuz he was excited by something

soccerfreak878 | 0

#983046 - Wednesday 21 April 2010 04:25

dont worry, it gave me an erection too lol

pohkerfayce | 0

#1301674 - Thursday 26 August 2010 03:55

lol

By jmanjonEs | 0

#639491 - Monday 26 October 2009 12:07

Number 1 roflcopa' wtf dude how? Just how?

By couny343 | 1

#639499 - Monday 26 October 2009 12:13

Turned on by a burger?

By Pointy130 | 0

#639504 - Monday 26 October 2009 12:25

.....Ugh.....

xonk21 | 0

#826135 - Friday 5 February 2010 03:01

where'd you get tht profile pic? I want it!

pu13 | 5

#988178 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 07:27

it's trogdor the most epic dragon ever

By DynamicDave | 11

#639514 - Monday 26 October 2009 12:33

Lmao WTF is an "extremely forceful erection"? Did you JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS? lol

By mosarmini | 0

#639517 - Monday 26 October 2009 12:37

No, this is a sign that your penis is flimst unless food is near, that or you just need a girl

By aghoogha | 0

#639526 - Monday 26 October 2009 12:44

No way 7 patties? life in the u.s is so great

Intoxicunt | 5

#639593 - Monday 26 October 2009 02:06

You mean Japan....

By lvl100snorlax | 0

#639561 - Monday 26 October 2009 01:28

meat bone

By perdix | 29

#639580 - Monday 26 October 2009 01:46

You have to go to Japan to get it. The two things I love in life are food and sex. I should count myself lucky that I have a clear dividing line between the two, otherwise I couldn't eat a hot dog. And when I have sex, I am not thinking about pie of any other flavor than hair. The good news, Brian, is that a 7 patty Whopper is still cheaper than a Viagra prescription.