By Brian - 26/10/2009 04:25 - United States

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Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML
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DynamicDave 11

Lmao WTF is an "extremely forceful erection"? Did you **** IN YOUR PANTS? lol

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JassyJas 2

did you imagine a girl eating the burger?

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Bloodknight 22

OMG, no lie, I just saw the same story on the news no less than a minute ago, lol. The fact that you not only got an erection, but a " forceful" one just shows how disturbed you really are!

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Superawesomestev 0

windows 7 is gay. that's really why you firmed right up. this is just your way of coming out.

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brianjman14 22

yo nikka that's some fuked up shit there and don't copy my name :P

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AKBIGCAL 0

so are one of those guys in dat "jizzed in my pants" video?

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XRiseToFallAgain 0

What the ****?

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sillyteengirl 0

OH YES WHOPPER WHOPPER!!!!!!!!

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epicwinmaster 0

Lucky for you I have invented a brand new diet plan. It's called: STOP EATING YOU FAT BASTARD. These are some of the signs that you need my diet plan: 1) If you have to move your chin to go to the bathroom. 2) If you **** in your pants at the sight of a burger with seven patties. 3) If you weigh over 400 pounds.

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zombiebombatron 6

Oh okay. I'm 300 pounds. But according to you that's fine :) thanks for uplifting my self esteem! (I'm really not that big haha)

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