Mind your own business

By janie - 10/01/2021 17:01

Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 January 2021 20:07

Maybe they didn't see you hiding behind that burger?

Bogrbon 27

Monday 11 January 2021 6:16

Wish I were you. I look at a burger and gain 5 lbs.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 January 2021 20:07

Maybe they didn't see you hiding behind that burger?

Ryan Stoddard 2

Monday 11 January 2021 0:11

Welcome to the high metabolism club where you'll be less than 130lbs at over 30 years old 😂

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 11 January 2021 5:16

Eat another burger.

Bogrbon 27

Monday 11 January 2021 6:16

Wish I were you. I look at a burger and gain 5 lbs.

punkiebrew 8

Thursday 14 January 2021 12:44

Atleast they didn't ask you when the baby was due when your baby is 10yrs old

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