FML : Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year old male customer went into explicit detail about the Adult's Only programming that he...

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Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year old male customer went into explicit detail about the Adult's Only programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming and tries out on his 70 year old wife. FML

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By Lockie - / Tuesday 28 April 2009 09:44 / Australia

Intimacy

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By crasher41 | 0

#151170 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:03

Someone buy that man a beer!! Old people get horny too.

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#151189 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:06

You should have tried to sell him more porn channels if thats in your job description anyway tell him theres one with old people on each other

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By crasher41 | 0

#151170 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:03

Someone buy that man a beer!! Old people get horny too.

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#151189 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:06

You should have tried to sell him more porn channels if thats in your job description anyway tell him theres one with old people on each other

By lelo_lala | 0

#151197 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:07

Everybody needs some lovin, even old people!

By Alleandro23 | 0

#151201 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:08

yikes...

By rose5171 | 0

#151214 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:10

lmao!! how do you respond to something like that lol?!!!

By fatality2009 | 0

#151220 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:10

It's not a FYL -_-" It's FHisL

By toolman | 0

#151232 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:13

why fuck HIS life? i wonder if u will still have sex with 71. id be proud too

By Julle_fml | 0

#151240 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:14

You must love your job :P

By jam26 | 0

#151250 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:17

I hope that when I'm 70 someone will still wanna throw it to me and try new things. it does suck that you had to hear all about it.

By Big_Blue_Sumthin | 0

#151258 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 08:19

At least he was not trying to come onto you or talking about using his left hand. Upside!

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