Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach
eduardo2k 0
roach 1 - 0 you
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Comments (108)
bacon720 0
haa karma
katie0317 0
this is why you shouldnt pee on things
xzc426 0
You deserved it, but that's the funniest shit ever. lolololol.
zalo_mein 0
A) household roaches don't jump B) Why would you go out of your way and piss on something living? Karma bitch C) Epic win for the roach
FYLnotMINE88 0
fail
grimeysly 0
OWNAGE!! roach FTW!!!
Omnigeek6 1
YDI for trying to pee on a roach.
mtc4ever 0
HAHAHAHA! omg, that's so funny
lolton 0
do NOT ever **** with a roach
manstie 1
Poor wall... it got splashed with blood and THEN urine? You are a bad person.