By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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DudeImBetter 0

why were you looking there pervert, on another note this reminds me of hangover two with the Asian guy's knob.

27BronxBombers 12

the dog could've been on his back with the OP petting his stomach. I do that all the time with my dog. that's probably how he/she noticed

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Prankster7o7 5

That movie ******* sucked! it was the same as the first just different place.

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DudeImBetter 0

I was just kidding, people these days take everything so serious, yeah it was pretty cheesy. like how he called them again and said that they messed up and how instead of kidnapping a tiger they kidnapped a monk and instead of a tiger there was a monkey and how they were looking for 1 guy the whole time. I liked the first one a lot tho.

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Molord1 0

12- just stfu... both of your comments were stupid af. on another note, this reminds me of the retarded guy in hangover two who tries to be cool but ends up looking retarded.

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j_cat187 19

how can you be so confused... red rocket!

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nateiztite 5

lol that's from south park!!! sp ftw way better than family guy:p

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cisnecreciendo 0

red rocket! haven't heard that in forever lol

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zeffra13 31

#150 it's not from South Park, that's the common name for it & has been for decades at least.

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StrawberryBarbie 0

lol that happened to me, but instead my cousin saw it and started calling it a "pink lipstick"

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Gorillaz23 9

that's what my friend calls it... :/

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wordnerd42 0

Do not apply directly to lips.. please.

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kaoriblossom 8

My family says Red Rocket Jacking Off Again XD

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kawaiianime 5

I call it the eraser... >_

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Mach10 0

Indirectly is OK, though? That's a relief!

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JuliaLauren 0

haha I call it lipstick too;) my little cousin tried to put it in her mouth.....

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roxasfightshard 0

Call it the pencil it creates thing not gets rid of them

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SpeakingMyMind 0

You figure that out all by yourself, eh?

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

dogs don't really get boners...

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I love how I get negatives for no ******* reason lol ur all just bitches

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danielreader22 4

Or maybe you're just an idiot.

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Samiebear 10

first off I knew that when I was 11 I am now 15 and how could you not know that?!?

slinginmac14 0

u hoar. hahahaha

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Lucie_love 4

Congratulations! *rolls eyes*

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aceOH 2

*cough cough* ***** *cough cough*

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skidoo800HO 2

Everyone is soooooo proud of you.... not really.

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beardcrumbs 0

oh my we have a genius here! 15 and she know what a dogs Wang looks like. T.T

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beardcrumbs 0

oh my we have a genius here! 15 and she know what a dogs Wang looks like. T.T

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EvelynnG 0

no1 gives a shit.

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Ghostkiller12345 9

20- Ask me if i give a **** and ill answer honestly and youll find out I agree with all the thumbs down...

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jaaaclyn 0

OMG WOW you've made it four whole years knowing what a dog's penis looks like!

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jaaaclyn 0

and why do you remember the age at which you learned that it was a penis?

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salsa324 0

wow I knew that when I was 5 ur both a fail let's put it that way

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Ga080795 0

wow u guys r fn jerks. she was just sayin she knew how couldn't he? really you guys r ass holes

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lexisteez 0

11? thats late to me (x

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hapy_pig098 13

Really thats nothing to be bragging about since you already sound like an annoying dumbass

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alicethehatter 0

*Facepalm* If you dont't know what the lipstick is, you really shouldn't be the one responsible for the dog's wellbeing.

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borkchop1992 15

someones a virgin

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