Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Pizzapiggy1 18
Well at least you did a nice thing at the end of the day
jojomalone55 16
It's always the thought that counts(:
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Comments (113)
gobiteme2 34
I don’t know about Denmark. Where I live in the USA I feel mugged by all the so called homeless looking for a free hand out. Very few are homeless by choice.
PhoenixMartinez 30
Yes, because people WANT to be homeless. Idiot
HairIsEverything 15
Very sad, but sadly very true.
sicksadworld1317 30
@24- The homeless are arguably the only social class in America that actually deserves free handouts; while rich politicians with silver spoons up their asses are the only people who seem to easily get their "free handouts". Perhaps you should live starving under an underpass with nothing more than the clothes on your back and a couple of blankets for a few months. I'd be delighted to see how "mugged" you feel then. I mean, somebody who wants to keep their position on their high horse would totally volunteer for that, right?
mistress_paz 30
You had the right attitude, and that was so nice. It is safer for everyone if you give the money to organizations that help the poor and homeless.
Johnnycake23 42
Well shit.
Wolfparable 22
Was nice of you to try either way shame that happened to him though :(
amansingh 8
bro/sis...respected OP, you tried. Hopefully the 'random' act of kindness spreads and everyone has enough of joy, prosperity, etc to not have to ever commit a theft/sin.
Cely988 29
Reading this FML broke my heart :( I can't believe that some people are cruel enough to rob a homeless person. Either way, you did a good deed OP and hopefully karma will take "care" of the thief.
Microtron 11
OP, no good deed goes unrewarded. Keep on being awesome!
tdawg91 17
Today, I'm homeless and for the first time ever, some kind stranger handed me a fifty, 10 seconds later I was beaten up and they stole the $50, FML
matii109 9
cruel world!
barney_stinson1 11
Hay at least the thought of u doing it was good and that guy who mugged him will regret it later