Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
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Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Pizzapiggy1 18
Well at least you did a nice thing at the end of the day
jojomalone55 16
It's always the thought that counts(:
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Comments (113)
horendale 11
I think the live of the homeless guy sucks not yours lmfao
Lena__24 3
that guys life sucks ... I feel sorry for him
ActualCheese 7
We live a ****** up world. Sorry op and sorry to that homeless guy
chumtan13 4
"$50 bucks worth of cash"
Mojo0608 26
Denmark uses the Danish Krone. OP probably converted it to dollars so more people would be able to understand the amount they gave.
bingalingading 12
that's messed up! people can be total asswads. But good on you for giving him the money! you are a kind and generous dude!
RobinGoodfellow 47
Karma just looked them both up and down, said, "Nah, screw it," and figuratively shat on them. I don't know that karma is doing them much good.
quarterbird 18
Sounds pretty traumatic... (︸_︸)
Dean__Winchester 16
I don't know about anyone else but if someone seriously mugged a homeless person I be beating me some asses and giving the items back to them
newyearstandup 13
It sucks it didn't work out but you are really nice for doing that, $50 is huge! Good on you :)
sparxva 12
How is this a "your life sucks?" -- this is a "his life sucks!" The homeless guy thinks he is in luck because some person gives him $50 and not 5 minutes later somebody mugs him for it, taking his money. FHL.