Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Pizzapiggy1 18
Well at least you did a nice thing at the end of the day
jojomalone55 16
It's always the thought that counts(:
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Comments (113)
salamancer 11
Bless you for the kind act though, it didn't go unnoticed by the homeless person.
ILikeBigButts_ 12
More like f his life
missbrit818 20
At least you did a good thing! I'm sure he appreciated it either way so you should feel good about yourself
flexico30 12
And you didn't help him get his money back? Gosh you'd make a terrible superhero
xKai_Axelx 12
What an asshole. At least you did something nice sooo karma.
LoD_fml 10
At least you don't have aids.
LadyTyger51ne 8
At least you did a nice thing
sassy2085 16
No good deed goes unpunished ?
addisonrose12 16
Wicked!
life_smh 15
It's the thought that counted but people are cruel