Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML
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cbadbeachbabe 0
silly goose
gambol 10
breakin' up fights: yer doin' it wrong.
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lovely997 0
Fights are meant to be watched not broken up.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Yes, because breaking up a fight definitely isn't asking to get your ass whooped. The smart thing would be to let the bouncers or teachers handle it (depending on if your in a club or in a school). Even if they think you werent trying to fight them...you went between two angry men and flying fists. you are bound to come out with a black eye or bloody nose.
IamSpartacus 0
Well, what if it was a friend of his or something. Or maybe he was trying to impress a girl that was watching. Or maybe he was just trying to be the good guy in the story.
CL41RE 0
What do u mean "right!"?
Orchid_fml 2
i straight up hate the way this FML is worded .
SKYblue_fml 1
yeah... it is not worded well at all... "right"" ?? Random words do not make it better.
lebeau517 0
who says "right" ? some one probably "whapped" your "happy sacks" baceause of your word usage
cutiepi 0
Thank god I'm not the only one bothered by this. I want to say YDI just because the way he worded it drives me crazy. Maybe they beat him up for a reason. (just kidding .. kind of.)
slayer1587 0
Whoever refers to there balls as "happy sacks" deserves it
plexico 4
Why do you keep your nose in your scrotum?
redbluegreen 41
Maybe they couldn't handle being in a long distance relationship?
plexico 4
That's very practical. Those darn long distance relationships NEVER work out!
Intoxicunt 6
#48 FTW! That was great.
redbluegreen 41
Haha, thank you. (;
Eaglestrike117 29
WTF do you mean when you say you went 'right!'?!?!?!?!?!?
tingting1 0
yeah i don't get it either
Cloudssix 0
I think it's what he said, either that or it was the direction he turned.
rinnychan 2
I'm imagining him clapping his hands, and being like "Right! Time to break it up, you two!" But...it's entirely unnecessary to include that in the FML :
bobbeta30 14
He probably meant "fight!"
Spyderz20x6 0
YDI for being a goody-two-shoes and a Momma's boy. I wouldn't be surprised if your name was "Junior" or "Talbot" and you were some nerd who "tells on you" for swearing. And YDI for using the phrase "happy-sacks". Idiot.
fmlfmlfml15 0
#24 you made my day
chewyca99 14
God you are a terrible person #20
333reds333 0
i put YDI because you used the phrase "happy sacks"
Nathan727_fml 0
Same.
Schatzi 0
You totally deserved it. That's good for you. I hope someone else was smarter than you and taped it to put up on YouTube..
Protegas 0
NEVER, get in the middle of a fight. It was nice of you to try and keep the peace, but eveyone knows that's impossible. When you get in the middle of a fight, no matter who you are, you are going to get hurt. Yes, even if your a girl and your trying to save your boyfriend, you'll most likely get hit. If you really want to do something, call the cops. They'll come over and straighten it out pretty quick. No need for you to jump into other people's business.
FYLnowsuckmybals 0
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PuhPuhPuhPi 0
I've never seen anyone use the term "happy sacks" until FML. There was another person who used it earlier this week.