Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML
Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML
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Top comments
cbadbeachbabe 0
silly goose
gambol 10
breakin' up fights: yer doin' it wrong.
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Comments (203)
norski 0
Happy sacks? Really?
slaosvhea 0
OMG this is my brothers! and he didnt say happy sacks, it said nose. they must re-word these.
JustSoLost 8
Next time if I were you I'd walk away. Feel for you dude.
F22Raptor212 0
you deserve it for calling your balls happy sacks
UGFTW 0
What's with all these FML's referring to balls as "happy sacks"??
KRONie 0
YDI for using term happy sacks
curlsandwhatnot 0
YDI for living in wisconsin.
lomogirl 0
You know how we deal with living in Wisconsin? We have a lot of beer.
privatee 0
come on wisconsin is the shit!
Niko_Peiko_Boo 0
@84 -What's wrong with living in Wisconsin?!
BeeSkwaird 0
Why is there cum on Wisconson?
BrEnNo1023 5
there's that 'happy sacks' thing again. 1) it's sac, NOT sack 2) wtf you have ONE sac, NOT TWO sacs. 3) what's so happy about them? they're fragile and always in constant fear of danger!!!
shankzilla 0
anyone that has the words 'whap' and 'happy sacks' in their vocabulary deserves it
notlovingit 0
agreed
Dopehead666 21
Who gives a shit. You hopefully learned your lesson, mind your own damn business. And apparently your "happy sacks" aren't very happy now, are they. I agree with #88 and #91. Well said.