Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I pulled over because my cell phone was ringing, as it's now illegal to use in a car. I finished the call when a motorcycle cop on side of road pulls up behind me and comes over. The reason? "You pulled off the road and it was suspicious, then I ran your plate…" FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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jquibell 2
why didn't you just show him the last number dialed on your phone? I'm sure that a cop would know the local police phone number
klutzyduck1 24
It probably wasn't a DUII driver...it was probably just a person using their cell phone, just like you. I see it all the time, especially with texters.
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Comments (265)
rolls_royce 0
it was a state trooper wasn't it, they usually have the ticket wrote before they get of the car. the rest of law enforcement is ok with me
kekywobble 0
yah... cops are smug bastards. you should have pulled over to make the call though.
wriptidez 0
sorry
birdie013 0
#1 being a good samaritan isnt worth it anymore, **** em #2 I can talk and drive fine, it's called being able to multitask which only smart people can do and #3 fight it in court, bring in a statement with the phone number being called before the ticket was issued and they can pull a police record of the call being made. stick that in the pigs face
birdie013 0
2 of my friends were killed by drunk drivers, so to all the people talking shit, **** you
Deitz123 2
That's what u get, snitch!
mohammed5296 0
that's what you get for trying to be a vigilante. get a life
TexasCMoney 2
That's what u get for trying to be a little snitch.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Snitches get stitches.
lifeinhd 3
Sometimes I swerve intentionally, not on the freeway, but in my neighborhood, when there's someone going slower in front of me and I don't want to brake. By swerving, I travel a longer distance than them, and my car has a better chance to slow down.